Sensitivity lurks in the oddest nooks!

If I was as organized in real life as I am on the internet... I would be able to find a pair of socks.

( Harry Potter )

( House )

( Johnny's Entertainment/J-Pop/J-Dramas )

( Other )

Title: The Working Classes
Author: oddest_nooks/musikologie
Group: KAT-TUN
Rating: PG for some crazy alcohol consumption
Disclaimer/Notes: Surprisingly enough, I am not Johnny Kitagawa. This is the very first JE fic idea I had, and after more than two years, it's time to actually finish this thing. [INSERT WARNING ABOUT SAFE DRINKING PRACTICES HERE.] This fic is dedicated to all my friends in the JE fandom, especially all those I've shared a drink with over the years -- here's to many more!
Summary: Jin tries to explain the finer points of the American college party scene to KAT-TUN. It's... it goes as well as you’d think it would.

( The rules of the game are simple. )

Title: Dude (Looks Like a Lady)
Pairing/Group: Jin/Koki/Nakamaru (KAT-TUN)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Crossdressing and sex.
Summary: No matter how hard KAT-TUN tries, their attempts at crossdressing always end up looking like a 1000yen whore.
Notes: Thanks to coiled_iris and ryogrande for ignoring my whining, and to seeschildkroete for being a good sport when I wrote this on my vacation. Written for encoded_panties for je_fqfest 2009.

( she had the body of a venus / lord imagine my surprise )

Title: Absolut Diplomacy
Pairing/Group: Miroku/Bidou/Seishirou (Yuukan Club)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Mentions of girls with crushes? Also, explicit sex should be a given.
Summary: Lollipops are meant to be shared.
Notes: For girlearthless for je_fqfest 2009. Thanks to mousapelli for being my writing buddy and ryogrande for beta-ing and being awesome.

( Miroku, you have to help me! )

Title: Make Me a Match
Pairing: Massu/Maki, Nakamaru/Meisa
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Maki and Meisa are very devious, Nakamaru is oblivious, and Massu is happy as long as group dates involve dinner.
A/N: Written for cynicalism as part of je_whiteday 2009. Thanks to ryogrande for the beta, and mousapelli and saturnianlove for the Japanese etiquette lesson. :D

( matchmaker, matchmaker )

Title: The Best &%@*!^ Date in the Universe
Author: musikologie/oddest_nooks
Rating: PG for KAT-TUN's collective dirty mind
Notes/Disclaimer: Still not a Kitagawa. Written for the February 2009 installment of the One Hour Fic/Porn Challenge. The theme this time was "JE love songs", so this was written while listening to "Yorokobi no Uta" for an hour on repeat. ...I think it shows.

Here are the other fics: anamuan | crystallekil | iverin | jackoweskla | ky_rin | mousapelli | nicocoer | pastdazed | pearljemz | snoozing_kitten

<a href="http://anamuan.livejournal.com/327785.html">anamuan</a> | <a href="http://community.livejournal.com/shoulderouscomb/47134.html">crystallekil</a> | <a href="http://community.livejournal.com/zekkouchou/14301.html">iverin</a> | <a href="http://oddest-nooks.livejournal.com/14321.html">jackoweskla</a> | <a href="http://community.livejournal.com/chromatico/2923.html">ky_rin</a> | <a href="http://mousapelli.livejournal.com/558219.html">mousapelli</a> | <a href="http://nicocoer.livejournal.com/336106.html">nicocoer</a> | <a href="http://pastdazed.livejournal.com/36905.html">pastdazed</a> | <a href="http://pearljemz.livejournal.com/40531.html">pearljemz</a> | <a href="http://users.livejournal.com/_wristcutshow_/28815.html">snoozing_kitten</a>


Summary: Koki's got to get a present for that special lady in his life, so KAT-TUN lends a helping hand. Well... maybe 'help' is too strong a word.

( I'm thinking this tuna looks good. )

Title: If You Want to Kiss the Sky Better Learn How to Kneel
Pairing/Group: Jin/Rina. Yes, Yamapi's sister.
Rating: R
Warnings: Though I find it silly, this fandom seems to require a warning for ladyparts. There it was.
Notes: Written for tinyangl for je_holiday 2008.
Summary: Jin has liked Rina for a long time. He didn't think the feeling would be mutual.


( on your knees, boy )

Title: Underneath It All
Author: oddest_nooks/musikologie
Pairing: Pin desu!
Rating: R
Notes/Disclaimer: Jin and Yamapi belong to themselves... and to JE. I started this one, damn, in September, when Jin started wearing all of those Fair Isle-style sweaters in Yukan Club and out. And swtjemz said, "I want fluffy fic!" and so I wrote fic with fluffy sweaters. And the removal of them. Thanks to mousapelli for looking through it for me. :)
Summary: "Sweaters are over so quickly."

( Yamapi eyes Jin critically, his hand reaching forward to pluck a ball of fuzz out of Jin's hair. )

Title: But It’s Nice to Come Home to (or 5 things Jin wears that turns Yamapi on)
Author: oddest_nooks/musikologie
Pairing: Pin ♥
Rating: R
Disclaimer/Notes: This fic is amazingly overdue. For swtjemz because she said “Write this prompt!” and I said, “Okay!” because I am easy like Jin. I started this back in January, kind of forgot about it, and rewrote it this week. I felt it was time. Thanks to iverin for looking it over.
Summary: Clothes make the man.

( Jin has a kimono in his wardrobe. )

Title: Inside My Present So Much Past
Author: oddest_nooks/musikologie
Drama/Characters: Yukan Club, Miroku and Seishiro
Rating: G
Notes/Disclaimer: Yukan Club belongs to a whole lot of people, none of them me. Just a little ficlet about Miroku and his interesting connections, started not too long after the drama ended in December I finished watching the drama in January. Thanks to iverin for the look-through.
Summary: Miroku wasn't stupid, Seishiro just wished that he was.

( There were times when Seishiro really hated Miroku. )